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Day: May 21, 2025

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Wall of death at the PeelingFlesh gig! (Houston, Texas, 05/21/2025)
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Wall of death at the PeelingFlesh gig! (Houston, Texas, 05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

New generation of American death metal!

Tribulation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Tribulation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

Gothic Metal from Stockholm, Sweden!

Unto Others at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Unto Others at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American gothic rock/heavy metal band from Portland, Oregon (with a classic Ramones song!)

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So You Think You Can Online Market, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

OMG! 🙄 hei. Hamburger ExistenzgründungsInitiative (say that 5 times fast!) is having an “ONLINE MARKETING Expert Session” on May 22,…

VAWG Practitioners Learn to Master the Art of Trolling: A Tech-Abuse Masterclass
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VAWG Practitioners Learn to Master the Art of Trolling: A Tech-Abuse Masterclass

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

YHROCU (fancy name, eh?) is hosting a 90-minute online workshop! Prepare to be enlightened (or bored) about “Technology-Facilitated Abuse” 🙄.…

So You Think You Can Get That Sweet, Sweet Export VAT Back, Huh?
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So You Think You Can Get That Sweet, Sweet Export VAT Back, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You STILL don’t know how to “Recupero de IVA por Exportación”? Pathetic.🤦‍♀️ Verónica Cumo (UBA) will grace you…

Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years
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Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

**All passes on sale NOW!💸Low inventory on…air? Rooster Walk 15: May 22-25, 2025, Pop’s Farm, Martinsville, VA. 50 bands, 6…

Jerry Cantrell’s “I Want Blood” Video: Featuring Duff and Mike, Because Apparently Jerry Couldn’t Find Anyone Else
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Jerry Cantrell’s “I Want Blood” Video: Featuring Duff and Mike, Because Apparently Jerry Couldn’t Find Anyone Else

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Jerry Cantrell, the dude who isn’t Layne Staley (RIP, forever missed 🥺), has dropped a new solo track called “I…

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