Oh, look, the RINOs are at it again, folks! J.D. Vance, bless his heart, trying to make sense of Biden’s disastrous Iran policy. “Dumb presidents,” he says? More like treasonous swamp creatures selling out America!
Of course, the liberal panel is clutching their pearls. Xochitl Hinojosa probably thinks Iran is just misunderstood. Wake up, people! It’s all part of the globalist plan to weaken America. Trump knew it, and we need him back to drain the swamp!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.