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Month: June 2025

Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda
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Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

A totally serious Father’s Day celebration featuring La Explosion Norteña, Los Cadetes de Linares, Los Dinamicos del Norte, Los Tiranos…

Thus Spoke Zarathustra in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Thus Spoke Zarathustra in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Deathcore from Elkton, Maryland! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Lilith’s Demise in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Lilith’s Demise in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Deathcore from Miami, Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

BackSlide in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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BackSlide in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Metalcore from Augusta, GA! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged
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South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in South Austin!** 🕵️‍♀️ Visit 10 locations, solve crimes, and become…

Alpha Strain in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Alpha Strain in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Hardcore/beatdown from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)
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So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 BoJesse Christopher, born in San Francisco, Ca, is now in Los Angeles, Ca. He was in ‘Deputy’ (2020)…

Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)
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Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a murder in Sparks!** 🕵️‍♀️ **DetectiveYOU**, an experience like NO other! Drive around…

Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
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Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** 🤣 “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. 👉 Check out…

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