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Month: June 2025

Deep Purple’s ‘Rapture of the Deep’ 20th-Anniversary Remix: Prepare for a Deeply Unnecessary Dive
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Deep Purple’s ‘Rapture of the Deep’ 20th-Anniversary Remix: Prepare for a Deeply Unnecessary Dive

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

DEEP PURPLE‘s “Rapture Of The Deep” – The Album So Forgettable, They Had to Remix It! 🤣 Turns 20! Celebrate…

GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)
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GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Gene Hoglan, the dude who hits things in DARK ANGEL (yes, they’re still a thing), blabbed to Overdrive…

Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
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Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…

Cristina Scabbia’s So-Called 53rd Birthday Bash: Sharon den Adel & Simone Simons Show Up (Are They Lost?)
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Cristina Scabbia’s So-Called 53rd Birthday Bash: Sharon den Adel & Simone Simons Show Up (Are They Lost?)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

LACUNA COIL, still kicking around, apparently played a gig at Metalfest in Plzeň, Czech Republic, on Friday (June 6). Now,…

The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
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The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…

Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
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Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough 🙄. Now, instead…

ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)
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ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**Lights, Camera, Inaction! 🎬 Miguel Parga, a filmmaker so famous, you’ve probably never heard of him, will teach you how…

Chaplin’s “The Circus” and an Organ: Prepare for Utter Chaos
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Chaplin’s “The Circus” and an Organ: Prepare for Utter Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🤡 Chaplin’s “Circus” (1928) – a tramp joins the circus to dodge the cops! 🤣 Lion cages & high…

“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) 🏆. It’s…

Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL
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Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🤣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX…

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