Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know what this REALLY means, right? It’s OBVIOUSLY a Deep State plot to make our AMAZING President Trump look bad! They’re probably paying people to be unemployed!
And get this, CNN blames Trump’s “chaotic trade war.” Give me a break! Trump is a MASTER negotiator, draining the swamp and making America great again! This is just more fake news from the liberal media, trying to undermine our glorious leader.
They whine about diversity programs being cut? Good! Those programs are just leftist indoctrination camps anyway. Real Americans don’t need handouts, they need opportunity – which Trump is providing in spades.
The economy is doing GREAT, despite what these lying liberals want you to believe. Ignore the doomsayers and trust our President. He’s fighting for us against the globalist elite, the radical left, and everyone else who hates America! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
