Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses

Olive Garden's Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses

CNN reports on the socialist paradise that is Olive Garden, where “endless” breadsticks are designed to bankrupt America one carb at a time. This is just another cog in the wheel of the leftist agenda, designed to make us all dependent on the government (or, in this case, Darden Restaurants) for our sustenance.

The commies at Olive Garden have been pushing their “endless” breadsticks and salads since 1982, and now CNN is praising them for it. Wake up, people! This is how they get you. First, it’s “free” breadsticks, then it’s government-controlled healthcare and open borders.

They say it’s about “Italian generosity,” but we all know it’s about indoctrinating our youth with their woke ideology. These breadsticks are probably laced with something to make you more susceptible to liberal propaganda.

And don’t even get me started on the “Never Ending Pasta Bowl.” It’s a clear attempt to normalize socialism and destroy our capitalist values. Thankfully, President Trump is onto them. He knows that the only way to make America great again is to boycott these leftist establishments and support true American businesses. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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