Looks like those snowflakes at CNN are at it again, whining about our GREAT President Trump’s fantastic idea to secure the border! They’re calling it “Alligator Alcatraz,” but I call it genius! Finally, a way to deal with these illegal invaders that’s both effective and cost-efficient. And the left is crying about alligators? Please! It’s Florida, folks! They’re everywhere!
So, Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a detention center in the Everglades for all the lovely folks trying to sneak into our country. CNN is twisting it like he’s building a concentration camp. They’re whining about the alligators, the heat, and the fact that it’s on “sacred” indigenous land (as if they care about that usually!). Give me a break!
DeSantis is helping out, and the libs are calling it “dehumanizing.” They’re worried about the environment, too, even though DeSantis is doing more for the Everglades than any tree-hugging Democrat ever has.
And of course, the Native Americans are chiming in, claiming the land is “sacred.” Newsflash: America is sacred, and we need to protect it from these freeloaders!
It’s all part of the leftist agenda to undermine Trump and destroy America. But we patriots see through their lies! Trump is making America great again, one alligator-guarded detention center at a time! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
