Well, well, well, look who it is! Sean “Diddy” Combs, finally facing some consequences after decades of dodging the law. Convicted on charges related to prostitution? Quelle surprise! I always knew there was something shady about that whole “Puff Daddy” persona. Probably a deep-state plot to undermine real American values.
And now CNN is dredging up some ancient history about a stampede at City College back in ’91? Give me a break! This is just another attempt by the liberal media to smear a successful black man. I bet George Soros is behind this whole thing. But let’s be real, folks. These “victims” are just looking for their 15 minutes of fame and a quick payday.
Oh, and let’s not forget that no criminal charges were filed back then. Because it was probably just a bunch of overeager fans trying to get close to greatness. These snowflakes can’t handle a little excitement!
Of course, the liberal judge in the civil case blamed Combs and Heavy D for the deaths. Figures! They always find a way to blame successful entrepreneurs, especially if they’re not card-carrying members of the Democratic Party.
So, Diddy got convicted of transporting women for prostitution. Big deal! Probably just helping some ladies out with their “careers.” At least he wasn’t pushing some woke agenda or trying to indoctrinate our children with leftist propaganda.
“I’ll see you when I get out,” he said. You bet he will! Because President Trump is still in office, and he’s not going to let the deep state railroad another innocent man. This is just the beginning, folks. We’re going to drain the swamp and expose all these liberal elites for the frauds they are!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
