Another day, another way for the liberal media to whine about capitalism! The New York Times, CNN’s propaganda arm, is now hyperventilating that sports fans might spend $4,785 a year on entertainment.
So what? It’s their money, commies! Maybe if these woke athletes stopped kneeling for the anthem and disrespecting our flag, more people would watch. This is just another attempt by the radical left to redistribute wealth and punish success. Under President Trump, we believe in freedom – the freedom to spend your hard-earned cash on whatever you want, even if it’s overpriced sports tickets! Maybe they should cut back on their avocado toast and virtue signaling if they can’t afford it.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.