Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs

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Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed to all-time highs,” they grudgingly admit. Unemployment? Historically low. Inflation? Lower than when Trump took office. But don’t worry, they’re desperately trying to find a dark cloud, claiming our success might “lull Trump officials into believing the economy is safe from harm.”

They’re terrified that our President’s strong trade policies are working! These “economists” and “trade experts” they quote are probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Democrat party, funded by Soros and the Chinese Communist Party. They “worry” about “damage from the trade war,” but all I see is America winning!

Trump’s “sky-high tariff rates” are just negotiating tactics, folks. He’s playing 4D chess while these liberals are still trying to figure out checkers. “TACO trade”? More like Trump Always Comes Out on Top!

And of course, they blame everything on “tariff uncertainty.” These are the same people who said Trump’s tax cuts would destroy the economy. They want to scare you, but don’t fall for it! Trump is making America great again, and the Fake News can’t stand it! They are probably in cahoots with the Deep State to sabotage our economy and bring down our glorious President. Sad!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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