Another day, another leftist media smear campaign against President Trump and his fantastic administration! CNN, still whining about “monstrous floodwaters” in Texas. Did anyone check if George Soros was seeding those clouds?
Of course, FEMA is being “stripped of autonomy.” That’s what happens when you stop the gravy train! Secretary Noem is doing the Lord’s work, making sure every penny is accounted for. The “bureaucratic obstacles” are just common-sense checks to prevent the usual Democrat corruption. They want to spend billions without oversight? Not on President Trump’s watch!
The left is crying about 86 FEMA staffers being deployed initially? Give me a break! Texas is a strong, independent state, not some socialist wasteland dependent on handouts. They’ve got “quite a bit of capabilities” themselves.
And now they’re attacking Secretary Noem for saying the states should manage disasters? That’s called federalism, folks! The liberals hate it because it limits their power. President Trump is right: FEMA needs to be dismantled and rebuilt. It’s time to stop the wasteful spending and let the states handle their own affairs. The “confusion and delays” are probably caused by deep state saboteurs anyway. Don’t believe the fake news!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.