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Day: August 2, 2025

Another One Bites the Dust: Fed Governor Flees, MAGA Minion to Fill the Void | CNN (Comically Negligible News) Business
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Another One Bites the Dust: Fed Governor Flees, MAGA Minion to Fill the Void | CNN (Comically Negligible News) Business

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, joy! Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Adriana Kugler, hand-picked by Sleepy Joe himself, is hightailing it out…

CNN: Trump’s Tariffs—Still the Leprosy of Economics, But Republicans are Catching the Disease
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CNN: Trump’s Tariffs—Still the Leprosy of Economics, But Republicans are Catching the Disease

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist the narrative on President Trump’s brilliant tariff…

Alabama Babysitter’s Brain Farts, Kills Tot With Toasty Car Ride, Cops NOT Lovin’ It
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Alabama Babysitter’s Brain Farts, Kills Tot With Toasty Car Ride, Cops NOT Lovin’ It

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Another tragedy, folks, and who’s to blame? The liberal, socialist state of Alabama, that’s who! They take kids away from…

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