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Day: August 23, 2025

15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours
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15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Join the 15th Annual 48 Hour Film Fest ๐ŸŽฌ at Berkeley Community Media! Watch brave artists โœจ make…

God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities
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God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

DOORS: 8:15 PM SHOW: 8:30 PM BCC Pig Pen God’s Website ๐Ÿคก presents The Magic Bell! โœจ It’s magic! ๐Ÿ””…

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃLaughing At The Movies๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
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Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ  A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸทHe’s trapped between family drama and a love…

Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions
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Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG, another “Survivor” watch party? ๐Ÿ™„ Crystal Lake, Sunday, August 24, doors at 6pm, episode at 6:30pm. ๐Ÿ˜ด “Idoling out…

Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn
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Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh no, not another documentary! ๐Ÿ™„ “Taste of the Land” by Adam Loften and Emmanuel Vaughan-Lee, presented by Emergence Magazine!…

Coterie: Geriatric Rave
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Coterie: Geriatric Rave

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh honey, Charleston’s throwin’ a “mature” day party? ๐Ÿคฃ Classic Hip-Hop & R&B all day? Savory bites? ๐ŸธUpscale Ambience? As…

Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt
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Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Black Film Club Collective Presents: Matinee + Mimosas at Three Cities Social! ๐Ÿฅ‚ BYOB (Bring Your Own Bubbly) ๐Ÿพ and…

NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)
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NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Open Mic, where dreams die! 1:30-2PM sharp! ๐Ÿคฃ $10 ($7.47+fee) to watch amateurs bomb. ๐Ÿ’ฃ One (1) drink…

Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Every Sunday, Hera Wynn subjects the Beaux stage to… *this* ๐Ÿคก. This week, Denali (โ›ธ๏ธ queen of RuPaul’s Drag Race,…

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