Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…
Day: August 21, 2025
Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…
USA to Czechia: The Full Trip Report on Our Journey to BRUTAL ASSAULT 2025!
This was legendary! We conquered 6,025 miles to get from Charlotte, North Carolina, to Europe's premier metal festival — Brutal…
Butch and Sundance: More Like Butch and Sun-dance-ing-with-Death, Am I Right
OMG! 🙄 Paul Newman and Robert Redford are like, so last century! 👴 They’re robbing trains and running to Bolivia?…
“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest
**Oh no, not another film festival! 🙄 We Like ‘Em Short Film Festival, est. 2010, is back to bore you…
Meet Hannah, The New Fully Clothed And Chaste A.I. Assistant From The Babylon Bee
Unsure about which of the myriad A.I. assistants out there is right for you? Try Hannah, the new fully clothed…
Menendez Brothers’ Parole Hearing: Prosecutor’s Wishlist for a Hollywood-Worthy Confession
Oh, the Menendez brothers want parole? After butchering their parents in Beverly Hills? Sounds about right for California. Probably gonna…
FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle
Folks, the Deep State is at it again! These so-called “FBI Agents Association” are crying foul because President Trump is…
Trump’s DC Power Trip: Patrolling the Swamp on a School Night
Oh, boy, here we go! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is planning a ride-along with our brave men and…
Texas Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Run to Federal Court Like Crybabies
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Texas Dems to undermine our glorious Republican leadership! Gina Hinojosa, bless her…