Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires
Chicago’s virtue-signaling Mayor Brandon Johnson is at it again, folks! He’s signing an executive order to “resist” our glorious President…
Day: August 30, 2025
CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…
EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…
Israel throws wild party, Gaza edition
Oh, boo-hoo! More crocodile tears from the liberal media about those poor Gazans. Cry me a river! I bet those…
HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
**OMG! 🙄 HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloš Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…
The Martin Monster Show: Now With EVEN MORE Species
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “Species” (1995) screening! Martin Monster, Bay Ridge’s cranky creature, hosts! 🎬 Trivia, ghouls & singing await!…
Gamera vs Emo Tentacle Monster: A Tragedy in One Act
OMG! 😱Secret Movie Club presents: GAMERA 3: REVENGE OF IRIS!💥Million Dollar Theater, August 31, 2025, 3pm!🤯 FREE tix if you…
The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 🤪– Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…
Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal
2-Item Minimum Per Guest 😂 Valid ID Required for Entry 👮♀️ First Come, First Served Seating 🪑 No Outside Food…
Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…