Paradise Lost at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
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Obscure Sphinx at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Dimmu Borgir at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Family Struggling To Answer Grandma’s Question About Why Everyone Is Talking About The WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — With all the ongoing controversy over inappropriate items being thrown onto the court during basketball games, a…
Democrats Warn New Trump Census Could Negate All The Illegal Alien Votes Biden Brought In
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Donald Trump ordered census takers to only include U.S. citizens in their counts, Democrats warned…
Gaerea at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Grave at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Hallas at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Gina Carano Settles With Disney, Will Replace Pedro Pascal In All Movies
BURBANK, CA — In the conclusion to a years-long legal battle, actress and former MMA fighter Gina Carano announced that…
Tarantulas Overcome Southwest During Mating Season
Read MoreThe OnionThousands of male tarantulas are expected to emerge across several south and midwestern states in search of mates,…