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Day: August 9, 2025

Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

The Halo effect at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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The Halo effect at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Opeth at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Opeth at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Karnivool at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
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Karnivool at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Spirit Flight Attendant Says In The Event Of A Water Landing Lifejackets Will Be Available For $39.99
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Spirit Flight Attendant Says In The Event Of A Water Landing Lifejackets Will Be Available For $39.99

FinnAugust 9, 2025

U.S. — Spirit Airlines flight attendants have begun advertising that in the event of a water landing, passengers will have…

Study Finds Alcohol Sales Spike Sharply During VBS
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Study Finds Alcohol Sales Spike Sharply During VBS

FinnAugust 9, 2025

U.S. — A national study has found massive spikes in alcohol sales whenever a Vacation Bible School is hosted nearby.…

Harakiri for the sky at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Harakiri for the sky at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Exhorder at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Exhorder at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!
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Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

**OMG! 💍 Run, don’t walk, to “The Engaged Experience: A Wedding Workshop” on Saturday, August 16, 2025, 10:00 AM –…

Benighted at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Benighted at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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