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Day: August 16, 2025

Aterra in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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Aterra in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Sludge/Blackened Post-Metal from Piedmont Triad, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Experimental Black Metal from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
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Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…

Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…

Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
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Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…

Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
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Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…

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Daredevil’s Hideout: Booze, Beats, and Blind Justice

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents Daredevil Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 8 pm NYC time. LIVE or…

Live

Andy Junk’s Improv Class: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 🤪 Improv Level 4 students, brainwashed by Andy Junk, will perform at Eris Deep Space! Doors at 6:30 PM,…

Portland’s “Finest” Indie Shorts: Prepare to be Bored
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Portland’s “Finest” Indie Shorts: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Oh honey, Portland Stumps? More like Portland Dumps!💩 Catch indie “films” (and I use that term loosely) on August 17th…

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