CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom
Oh, those poor “angels.” Here we go again, folks. Another tragedy, and you just know the libtards are already oiling…
Day: August 29, 2025
PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For
OMG!😱 Wizards of the Coast, desperate for relevance, teamed up with…SPIDER-MAN?🕸️🤮 Yeah, you heard right! At PAX West 2025, they…
CineSoul: BELLY + 90s/00s Hip-Hop & R&B Night (Because Your Labor Day Needs More BELLY)
OMG! BELLY (Nas, DMX, etc.) on a big screen?! 🤣 CineSoul’s back for Labor Day Weekend at El After! 🗓️…
“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)
**7th House presents:** EndThis Summer 🏄♀️. Witness “SHREDDING,” curated by Zachary Zezima! Question: Is surfing just for Spicoli clones? 🤣…
Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently
OMG! 🙄 Acid Betty, still around? Catch her at Faces, Saturday, August 30, 2025. Pre-show Meet & Greet at 7…
California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare
**OMG! NEW WAVE🌊 docu-screening on National Grief Awareness Day! Sob & laugh on Saturday, August 30th at 6 PM in…
Texas Exes New Orleans: Watch Us Lose Week 1 Party
Y’all ready to watch Arch Manning? 🤣 NOLA Brewing is the place! 🍻 Free entry, but donate to the Scholarship…
Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)
OMG! 🙄 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! 🤣 As seen nowhere, like, ever. 🎤 Get your tix now! 🏃♀️💨…
Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)
**OMG! The 2025 Little Rock 48 Hour Film Project: Movie Premier and Award Ceremony is at the Arkansas Museum of…
This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…