CNN Business Accidentally Reports Trump’s Latest Attempt to Rig Unemployment Numbers
Another day, another Deep State operative flushed down the drain! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has nominated E.J. Antoni,…
Day: August 11, 2025
CNN: DC’s Criminals Suddenly Remembered Crime Is Bad, Violent Crime Rates Plummet (Thanks, Biden?)
Ah, CNN, still peddling their “facts” like they’re not in bed with the radical left. President Trump is 100% right,…
New Movie Has Jim Caviezel Playing Every Character From Entire Bible
U.S. — A Biblical epic in development at Angel Studios will reportedly star American actor Jim Caviezel as every single…
Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left without other practical options in a city overwhelmed by violent crime, President Donald Trump reportedly decided…
So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…
10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America
Glory to glorious leader, President Xi! Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started…
Artist Profile: Alex Warren
Read MoreThe OnionAlex Warren’s “Ordinary” has held the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for the ninth week…
Danish Zoo Asks For Donated Pets To Feed To Carnivores
Read MoreThe OnionA zoo in northern Denmark asked pet owners to donate healthy animals such as chickens, rabbits, guinea pigs,…
In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England
U.S. — According to sources, Americans no longer need dystopian sci-fi novels to serve as ominous warnings of authoritarian control…
Space For The Whole Family
Read MoreThe OnionYour in-laws will feel right at home insisting that this cozy one-bedroom condo is big enough to host…