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Day: October 13, 2025

WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion
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WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**IT’S OFFICIAL!๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป BOSSMAN ENT, FAB 5, KYLE AND TAP ARE THROWING A KICKOFF PARTY! ๐ŸŽ‰ Remember Village Inn Friday Nights?…

Cactus Blossoms or Just Prickly Overhyped Duds? Film Fest Debacle Incoming
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Cactus Blossoms or Just Prickly Overhyped Duds? Film Fest Debacle Incoming

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for the Square Lake Film Showcase w/ The Cactus Blossoms at Stillwater River Boats, October 17, 2025,…

RAM DAY 2025: Roaring Good Time or Epic Fail? You Decide
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RAM DAY 2025: Roaring Good Time or Epic Fail? You Decide

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ RAM DAY 2025 “SKYFALL” IS HERE! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ FriDAY, October 17th, 4 PM-8:30 PM @ROAR- 633 N Liberty St,…

Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)
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Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ Game-A-Palooza โ€“ Fall 2025 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽฎ. Play 60+ games ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ before they flop! ๐Ÿคฃ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at Hana…

WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres
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WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ KYLE AND TAP ARE BACK! Prepare for the lamest “SNL” (Saturday Night Live) EVER!๐Ÿ’ฉ Crime Mobโ€™s Diamond &…

Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered
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Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Abby Martin’s back with “Earth’s Greatest Enemy”! ๐Ÿคฎ Exposing the U.S. military as the ultimate climate villain. ๐Ÿคก**…

HOMECOMING RAMCRAWL: Get Ready to Regret Everything (DJ Skillz, Sport E & Deron Juan Edition)!
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HOMECOMING RAMCRAWL: Get Ready to Regret Everything (DJ Skillz, Sport E & Deron Juan Edition)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„HOMECOMING is now NEW & DIFFERENT! Prepare for RAMCRAWL 2025 – TREASURE HUNT!๐Ÿ’ฐ 4 bars, 4 DJs, ONE PRICE!…

Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Power Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€…

Gloryhammer in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Gloryhammer in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

British power metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is…

Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Scottish heavy metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is…

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