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Month: October 2025

JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
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JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…

Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game
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Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 🤣 Is this the end of the world? 😱 Where will people buy tix now? 🤷‍♀️Maybe…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!
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Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Comedy? More like a tragedy! 😂 Next Stop Comedy UNLEASHES “talent” at Inbound BrewCo, Minneapolis, MN – 701 N 5th…

Events

The Love and Laugh Comedy Show: More Like the Groan and Moan Tragedy Show

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

😂🤣😂🤣 OMG!🤦‍♀️ The “Love and Laugh Comedy Show”🤣😂🤣😂 at 22 N Mulberry St suite 011. Prepare for jokes so bad,…

King Coil Spirits: Guaranteed to Make You Laugh (Because Their Drinks Might Make You Cry)!
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King Coil Spirits: Guaranteed to Make You Laugh (Because Their Drinks Might Make You Cry)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 “Next Stop Comedy” crams “top” comedians into King Coil Spirits, St Paul, MN! 550 Vandalia St suite 140,…

Events

Comedy So Good, It’ll Make You Forget You’re at a Mattress Factory

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for comedic GENIUS at King Coil Spirits, 550 Vandalia St suite 140, St Paul, MN 55114! 🙄 Next…

Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!
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Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**21+🤪? Next Stop Comedy is bringing questionable comedians to Intrinsic Smokehouse & Brewery in Garland, TX (509 W State Street,…

BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!
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BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! BeachFly Brewing Co. in Rockledge, FL (513 Barton Blvd, Rockledge, FL 32955) is hosting “comedians” from TV and podcasts!…

Angry Inch Brewing: Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget the Beer’s Just Okay
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Angry Inch Brewing: Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget the Beer’s Just Okay

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Next Stop Comedy is gracing Angry Inch Brewing (20841 Holyoke Avenue, Lakeville, MN 55044) with their presence! Prepare…

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