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Month: October 2025

“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro
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“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting theaters near you! 🤣 From the Scottish Highlands, Finland, Whitewater, BC, to Denver,…

Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)
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Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🤪 Christine Hurley, Lenny Clarke & Johnny Pizzi?! At the Prince Restaurant (8:30 PM, doors @ 7:00 PM)! Septic…

SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business
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SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🐒 SF Opera’s Engagement Dept is screening Monkey King at the Great Star Theater in Chinatown! FREE! 🎬 From…

“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman
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“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “After The Snowfall” is like, skiing’s mid-life crisis! 🤣 Watch “athletes” (and you) chase snow like it’s the…

Babylon Bee

Trump Negotiates Historic Peace Deal Between Contemporary Service, Traditional Service

FinnOctober 31, 2025

    U.S. — Mere weeks after bringing about a much-heralded ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, President Donald Trump pulled off…

Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…

“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”
Elephant Reads CNN

“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, good grief, another liberal bishop trying to tell our GREAT President Trump how to run things! Bishop Marion Budde,…

Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges
The Onion

Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges

FinnOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

       LONDON—In a stunning reversal of fortune for the controversy-plagued younger brother of King Charles III, Buckingham Palace announced Friday…

Cam Skattebo Assured He’ll Only Be Missing Giants Games
The Onion

Cam Skattebo Assured He’ll Only Be Missing Giants Games

FinnOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

       EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an effort to console the team’s star running back as he recuperated from a season-ending lower-leg…

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
The Onion

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

FinnOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

       The post ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume appeared first on The Onion.   The post…

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