“Regency Fashion Lectures: Because Clearly You Have Nothing Better to Do Than Stare at 200-Year-Old Dresses on Zoom”
Grolier Club’s Super Exclusive, *Free* (But Not Really) Book Nerd Fest 😏 **Registration** 🤓: If you’re a Grolier Club member…
Day: December 9, 2025
“Jane Eyre: Because Nothing Says Romance Like a Secret Crazy Wife in the Attic”
“No walks today, folks—just relentless Gothic drama and repressed Victorian feels! 🌧️📖 From abused orphan to governess with *attitude*, Jane…
“2025 Holiday Races: Run Like Santa’s Sleigh Is on Fire (Or Just Walk, We Don’t Care)”
LAST CHANCE TO SPEND $100 FOR THE *PRIVILEGE* OF GIVING US CASH TO RUN IN THE COLD 🏃♂️❄️ Dec. 1–13:…
“Become an Interpreter by Training to Interpret – Because Obviously You Can’t Just Wing It in a Foreign Language”
🚨BREAKING: Free 60-Min Interpreter Training Info Session—Because Google Translate Just Won’t Cut It! 🚨 Join our *totally essential* **60-min Live…
“2024 Survival Starter Pack: Stock Up on Grab Bags Before the Next Alien Invasion or Zombie Apocalypse (or Whatever Latest Doomsday Hoax)”
🚨BREAKING: Professors of Doom Lucy Easthope & Amanda Coleman host “How to Make Disasters Trendy” webinar 🚨 😂 On [insert…