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Day: December 12, 2025

Agile Schätzmethoden – jetzt auch mit Wahrsagerei-Add-on, Live-Event am 17. Dez.
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Agile Schätzmethoden – jetzt auch mit Wahrsagerei-Add-on, Live-Event am 17. Dez.

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 WICHTIG: In 60 Minuten startet der Workshop – eure Kamera bitte aus, sonst seht ihr am Montag im Büro…

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH REVEL SATURDAYS
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THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH REVEL SATURDAYS

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Attention, party people! Revel Saturdays is the place to be every week for the #1 Saturday night party in Atlanta!…

The Greatest Show on Earth: Revel Saturdays – Because Regular Christianity Was Just Too Mainstream
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The Greatest Show on Earth: Revel Saturdays – Because Regular Christianity Was Just Too Mainstream

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, ATLANTA! 🚨 The “Greatest Show on Earth” is actually a sweaty basement with LED lights! 🎇 Revel Saturdays…

[Webinaire] Déployer des machines virtuelles dans Azure
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[Webinaire] Déployer des machines virtuelles dans Azure

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Cloud ? Azure ? Vous êtes perdus ? Venez jouer les apprentis sorciers ! 90 minutes pour tout casser… enfin,…

Beauty Bakery NYC 2025: Cupcakes and Contouring Collide in the City That Never Sleeps (or Eats Vegetables)
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Beauty Bakery NYC 2025: Cupcakes and Contouring Collide in the City That Never Sleeps (or Eats Vegetables)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Move over, bagels — NYC’s getting a sugar rush of a different kind as Beauty Bakery 2025 rolls into town…

TRAP vs R&B Rooftop Showdown: Come for the Beats, Stay for the Sunburn Free Until 5pm
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TRAP vs R&B Rooftop Showdown: Come for the Beats, Stay for the Sunburn Free Until 5pm

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

TRAP VS R&B: The Greatest Musical Showdown Since Ketchup vs. Mustard 🍔 Get ready for the most thrilling rooftop brunch…

Seremoni Speakeasy: Karena Minum di Tempat Gelap Lebih Seru Daripada Bayar Pajak
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Seremoni Speakeasy: Karena Minum di Tempat Gelap Lebih Seru Daripada Bayar Pajak

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A new speakeasy-themed wedding dungeon opens in Westlake, and yes, you MUST cosplay. The Green House & Seremoni…

Crafty Wonderland Holiday Market: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die and Glitter Becomes a Hazardous Waste
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Crafty Wonderland Holiday Market: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die and Glitter Becomes a Hazardous Waste

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

The Crafty Wonderland Holiday Art + Craft Market is back, and it’s bigger than your holiday debt! 🎄🧶 Over 275…

Webinar veiligheid voor leiders waar niemand iets van bakt
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Webinar veiligheid voor leiders waar niemand iets van bakt

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 Binnenkort: Het meest spannende webinar sinds de uitvinding van de bureaostoel! 🎙️💻 Op 27 november 2025 om 12:00-13:00 via…

The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics
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The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics

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Obamacare Premiums Set to Explode: Democrats Blame Republicans for Not Fixing Law They Voted For Themselves In a stunning twist…

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