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Day: December 15, 2025

In-N-Out Removes ‘67’ From Ordering System
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In-N-Out Removes ‘67’ From Ordering System

FinnDecember 15, 2025

       In-N-Out Burger quietly removed “67” from its order call-out system nationwide, apparently to deter youths from erupting into cheers…

How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop
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How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The Hollywood propaganda machine just lost one of its biggest liars! Rob Reiner, the director who made some of the…

Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate
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Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

When Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege launched a decade ago, nobody expected it to outlive its launch trailer, let alone…

Rob Reiner and His Wife Dead: Director’s Tragic End in Hilarious Yet Morbid Turn of Events
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Rob Reiner and His Wife Dead: Director’s Tragic End in Hilarious Yet Morbid Turn of Events

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

And now for the news that’s rocking Hollywood harder than a Spinal Tap drum solo — Rob Reiner, the man…

SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
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SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…

Sunday’s Massacre Proved Australia’s Gun Control Was Just a Hop Skip and a Jump Away from Total Anarchy
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Sunday’s Massacre Proved Australia’s Gun Control Was Just a Hop Skip and a Jump Away from Total Anarchy

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Australia’s Gun Control Myth Shattered: Leftist Agenda Backfires Again as Mass Shooting Strikes Sydney In a shocking turn of events…

Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year 
The Onion

Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year 

FinnDecember 15, 2025

       SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all…

Comunicare è possibile: come la CAA trasforma i silenzi in siparietti comici quotidiani
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Comunicare è possibile: come la CAA trasforma i silenzi in siparietti comici quotidiani

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 ATTENZIONE: Genitori, Insegnanti e Curiosi! Venerdì 9 gennaio 2026 alle 17:00 su Zoom (link: https://eventbrite.com/e/144891042196) vi sveleremo il segreto…

ELAISIAN launches Quaderno.ai because writing notes on napkins wasn’t futuristic enough
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ELAISIAN launches Quaderno.ai because writing notes on napkins wasn’t futuristic enough

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 Attenzione, agricoltori! Dopo anni di lotta col quaderno a quadretti e la penna che non scrive mai, ecco il…

Dimitrios Chatzinas: From Warhammer Dice Rolls to World Records and the Art of Not Being Bored
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Dimitrios Chatzinas: From Warhammer Dice Rolls to World Records and the Art of Not Being Bored

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Man discovers that a grim, dystopian future ruled by space wizards and exploding paperwork is actually… helpful for…

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