James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)
Move Over, Arnie: James Cameron Announces New Terminator Movie Without the One Thing That Made Terminator Good — Arnie 🤖💥…
Day: December 17, 2025
STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026
Attention, mortals! The glitter apocalypse is coming — and it’s wearing a leather jacket two sizes too small. STEEL PANTHER,…
Rob and Michele Reiner’s Inner Circle Finally Spill the Tea on Hollywood’s Favorite Power Duo
Leftist Hollywood Loses Its Biggest Hypocrites: Rob & Michele Reiner Die in Mysterious “Accident” After Years of Attacking Conservatives Breaking:…
Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN
Buckle up, folks! Another day, another radical leftist eco-terrorist trying to turn America into a real-life version of “Mad Max”…
Warner Bros. Discovery Slams Paramount’s Desperate Offer—Apparently “Lowball” Is Not a Negotiation Strategy
The media landscape is a circus, and this week’s main attraction involves a very serious boardroom battle between two entertainment…
‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…
Warner Bros. Discovery Says No Thanks to Paramount’s $108 Billion, Chooses Netflix Over Drama
In a stunning twist that shocked absolutely no one, Warner Bros. Discovery has politely declined Paramount’s $108 billion “generous” offer—citing…
Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share
MINNEAPOLIS—Excitedly revealing to the staff that she had a special surprise, local data analyst Kayla Herrera reportedly delighted coworkers…
OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Because Even Trolls Need Certificates
Calling all wannabe quality police! 🕵️♂️ OCN NI is offering FREE training to become an Internal Quality Assurer – because…
Aren’t You Too Old for Blankets: Autistic Adults Gather to Discuss Why They’re Not
🚨 BREAKING: Neurotypicals Banned from Our Secret Autistic Society Meetings (jk, you’re still invited… but behave) 🚨 Cue the confetti…