🚨 BREAKING: Neurotypicals Banned from Our Secret Autistic Society Meetings (jk, you’re still invited… but behave) 🚨
Cue the confetti 🎉—our monthly Autistic adult meet-up is back, and we’ve upgraded the stim toy supply after last month’s glitter incident. Facilitated by Autistic pros (yes, we’re certified to overthink), this is where you can finally stop pretending small talk is fun. Topics? You decide. Breakout rooms? Yes, you can flee mid-sentence. Past gems: pet worship, holiday survival, and why disclosing your diagnosis at a funeral was maybe not optimal. Bring your emotional support llama, noise-canceling headphones, or that spreadsheet of your special interests. English required. Pets: encouraged. Sarcasm: free. RSVP or risk FOMO-induced meltdown.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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