John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat
🎸 In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with ears and a calendar),…
Day: December 24, 2025
Scandal Rocks CBS News As Bari Weiss Asks Journalists To Do Journalism
   U.S. — CBS News has descended into turmoil after new Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss asked the journalists employed there to…
Felt Beard Taped To Child’s Face Hanging On For Dear Life With Entire Christmas Pageant To Go
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Women’s Therapeutic Qi Gong Sessions: Because Apparently Breathing Wrong Is the Root of All Evil
🚨BREAKING: Women’s Only Qi Gong Cult Recruitment Begins Jan 7th!🚨 Join our 6-week journey to enlightenment (or at least better…
“Unlocking Neurodiversity: Because Your Brain Is a Weird Superpower and You Need a Coach to Figure Out How to Monetize It”
Attention all health coaches! 🎤 Join our groundbreaking webinar where we teach you how to NOT accidentally confuse a neurodivergent…
ISACA NTX Meeting (Virtual) January 9th: Where Cybersecurity Nerds Gather to Pretend They’re Socially Active
🚨 Attention, spreadsheet warriors and password-repeaters! 📊💻 Join our “System Implementation Controls” webinar—because nothing says ‘thrilling’ like watching Excel crash…
How to Trick Employers Into Hiring You in 2026
🚨 BREAKING: Job seekers gather to learn how to survive 2026’s job market—armed with AI, hope, and a desperate need…