AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…
Month: December 2025
Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown
Leftists, Globalists, and Grifters Unite: TPUSA’s AmericaFest Becomes MAGA Soap Opera After Kirk’s Assassination PHOENIX — In a nation still…
The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…
Kennedy Center Officially Renamed to Trump’s Ego Palace of Performing Arts
Trump Finally Fixes Another Liberal Disaster: Kennedy Center Gets a Much-Needed Dose of MAGA Greatness In a stunning move that…
James Cameron Finally Confirms Matt Damon Was Too Tall for Avatar: The Pandoran Truth Is Out
🚨 BREAKING: James Cameron Drops the Mic on Matt Damon “Avatar” Drama, Claims Actor Was Never Actually Offered the Role…
Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…
How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)
Once upon a time, mobile phones were just fancy walkie-talkies with better battery life—no one expected them to do anything…
Ark: Survival Ascended’s Lost Colony Expansion Drops Nukes in the Dino Park, Grab Your Lizard BFF and Go
Survivalists, rejoice! Studio Wildcard has once again decided to bless us with a new expansion for Ark: Survival Ascended, the…
Why the US Is Trying to Cancel the Diversity Visa Lottery and Ruin Everyone’s Dream of Free Americans
Another Diversity Visa “Diversity” Success Story: Brown University Shooting Suspect Was a DV1 Green Card Holder – Trump Acts Fast…
Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…