Prevent Plan in Nursery Training: Teaching Toddlers to Snitch on Suspect Naptime Conversations
🚨Calling all preschool spies! 🕵️♀️ Join our “Prevent in Education” training to learn how to spot tiny terrorists in diapers!…
Month: December 2025
Loe Shimmy’s Garden Groove: Plants Beware, Welcome Week’s Here
🚨 BREAKING: Local Band LOE SHIMMY to Bless Garden with Live Music During Spring Welcome Week (Yes, Spring… in January)…
ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT ROOFTOP PARTY FREE UNTIL 1130PM
🔥 CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS: Where ATL’s Soul Goes to Nap on a Heated Rooftop 🔥 Every Friday, Café Circa morphs…
The Longest Night: Pam Grossman & Janaka Stucky Summon the Solstice with More Drama Than a Winter Storm
Attention, mystical misfits and cosmic couch potatoes! 🧙♂️🌙 This online Winter Solstice Zoom fest promises to be the most magical…
JANE’S ADDICTION: ‘We Have Convened One Final Time To Scream Into The Void And Maybe Hug It Out’
🎸 When the Rock ‘n’ Roll Circus Collapses on Itself: JANE’S ADDICTION Declares Peace Like a Reality Show Finale 🌈✌️…
US Military Accidentally Turns Pacific Pleasure Cruise Into Shark Buffet—Only 4 Casualties, But the Fish Are Furious
Trump’s Narco-Navy Nukes More Leftist Pot Boats, Enemies of America Cry Foul Another day, another four dead “narco-terrorists” floating in…
Fact Check: Trump Spills More Fiction Than a Sci-Fi Convention in Prime-Time Speech
Trump’s Economic Miracle: Inflation Stopped, Gas Costs $2, and $18 Trillion Just Appeared Out of Nowhere President Donald Trump delivered…
Ana Navarro: Trump’s Speech Was Like a Charlie Brown Teacher Convention with More Twitter Drama
Trump Drops Bombshell Address, Leftist Media Melts Down in Seven Different Directions In a stunning display of presidential excellence that…
Wrigleyville NYE Crawl: 15 Bars, 1 Night, Zero Chances of Surviving 2026
🚨 The world’s most ambitious bar-hopping experiment descends on Wrigleyville! 🚨 15+ bars, free food, DJs, and a champagne toast—all…
Chicago NYE 2026 Bar Crawl – Where Wrigleyville Becomes a Drunken Time Machine
🚨 LAST CALL FOR GLORY! 🚨 Chicago’s infamous “Wrigleyville Crawl” returns, offering 15+ bars, free grub, and questionable life choices.…