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Month: December 2025

FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN where the only thing hotter than the weather is the awkward small talk
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FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN where the only thing hotter than the weather is the awkward small talk

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

Atlanta’s elite gather every Friday at Seven Midtown to sip $20 cocktails, admire their reflections in newly polished floors, and…

FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN Where Even Your One-Night Stands Have a Commute
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FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN Where Even Your One-Night Stands Have a Commute

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION ATLANTA! 🚨 Seven Midtown is OPEN and judging your fashion choices every Friday! 😏🍸 Yes, that’s right –…

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Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    ANN ARBOR, MI — In the wake of police arresting University of Michigan’s football coach Sherrone Moore, authorities have…

Babylon Bee

9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did…

5-Tage-Online-Retreat 2026 – Endlich frei sein, ohne das Sofa zu verlassen
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5-Tage-Online-Retreat 2026 – Endlich frei sein, ohne das Sofa zu verlassen

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

Den Weg zur inneren Freiheit gehen – endlich mal was kostenlos gibt! 🧘‍♀️✨ Also, du sitzt da, starrst ins Nichts…

Babylon Bee

Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    JERICHO — The victim of a local violent assault and robbery saw his predicament go from bad to worse…

Netflix Is Bringing FIFA Back as a Mobile Game Ahead of the 2026 World Cup
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Netflix Is Bringing FIFA Back as a Mobile Game Ahead of the 2026 World Cup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

🎬 Hold onto your snack bowls, folks—Netflix just dropped a bombshell that’s about to turn your living room into a…

McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
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McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…

Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble
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Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Massachusetts Leftists Hand Out Free Lifetime Vacation to Taxpayer-Funded ‘Vacation Home’ for Brian Walshe In a stunning act of judicial…

The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

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