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Day: January 3, 2026

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When Your Kid Tells You About Abuse, Here’s How to Not Panic and Actually Help

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨BREAKING🚨: Professionals needed to attend a free 1-hour webinar on how to support parents and carers of sexually abused children.…

Riot! at the Disco: Where Eyeliner Meets Mosh Pit [Chicago]
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Riot! at the Disco: Where Eyeliner Meets Mosh Pit [Chicago]

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Emo Kids Reunite to Scream About Feelings They Still Haven’t Processed 🚨 In a stunning turn of events…

INDIA: NUS MTech Virtual Preview – Because Nothing Says Cutting-Edge Like a Screen Full of PowerPoint Dreams
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INDIA: NUS MTech Virtual Preview – Because Nothing Says Cutting-Edge Like a Screen Full of PowerPoint Dreams

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: NUS-ISS Discovers Secret Formula to Turn Brogrammers into AI Overlords (And They Want You!) 🤖💻 In a shocking…

LinkedIn Branding or How to Sell Your Soul in 140 Characters
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LinkedIn Branding or How to Sell Your Soul in 140 Characters

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Louisa Herold, die Ingenieurin-Triathletin-Unternehmerin, beherrscht das Personal Branding so gut, dass sie sogar LinkedIn in den Schatten stellt 🌟 Schon…

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Webinar en focusgroep Psychomotorische Therapie: wie wil er eens lekker stuiptrekken over psychomotoriek

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚫🧠 Bewegingstherapie voor kinderen? Ja, want bellen met de psychiater is te makkelijk! 🧠🚫 Op 17 december om 19:30-20:30 via…

Startup GPS: dall’idea al team, ovvero come trasformare un sogno in una riunione infinita
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Startup GPS: dall’idea al team, ovvero come trasformare un sogno in una riunione infinita

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Startup GPS: guida satellitare per aspiranti imprenditori persi nel nulla Hai un’idea geniale per un’impresa? Bene, ma non basta. Ora…

Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve
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Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS! 🚨 To enter our magical realm of music and questionable life choices, we demand a REAL ID—yes,…

No Excuse Bootcamp: DJ Jukie Tha Kidd Spins Tracks While You Sweat Like a Soggy Burrito
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No Excuse Bootcamp: DJ Jukie Tha Kidd Spins Tracks While You Sweat Like a Soggy Burrito

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

The All-Star Game of Fitness™ is here! Chicago’s finest “trainers” unite for ONE GLORIOUS HOUR to solve world hunger, climate…

R&B Rooftop Brunch or How to Burn Calories While Pretending to Be a Grown-Up
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R&B Rooftop Brunch or How to Burn Calories While Pretending to Be a Grown-Up

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: The R&B Rooftop Party is happening again, because apparently, we didn’t learn our lesson last time. 🚨…

Conférence-atelier 1 · Découvrir les compétences des gens qu’on ne connaît pas
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Conférence-atelier 1 · Découvrir les compétences des gens qu’on ne connaît pas

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 Urgent : Les RH de Laval, venez découvrir que les immigrants ont des CV et parfois même des diplômes!…

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