Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The malodorous substance sprayed on Representative Ilhan Omar at a town hall meeting has been identified…
Month: January 2026
Manslaughter Honked At
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“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”
**Attention plant killers and soil enthusiasts! ** Join Carissa Kasper of West Coast Seeds and Tasha Medve of The Purposeful…
“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”
🚨 Climate Crisis Debate Alert! 🚨 The top 6 polling candidates for California Governor will debate the climate crisis—except for…
“London’s Hiring Event: Where Your Resume Gets More Attention Than Your Ex”
🚨Attention job seekers!🚨 Join us for a day of corporate stalking! Dress like you’re trying to impress your Tinder date,…
Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
Another Hamas supporters from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
Death metal noise from Memphis, TN Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
“Trinidad 2026: Sunrise Buffet for Night Owls Pretending Carnival Starts Before Brunch”
SUNRISE BREAKFAST PARTY 2026: Because Trinidad’s Carnival needed pancakes & 5AM regrets 🥞🥴 🎉 Grab those “Super Early Bird” tickets…
“Helicopter Parents Assemble: Learn How to Force Your Teen Into Law School Via This Totally Chill Webinar”
Parents 🤯: Forget teens’ career stress—you need therapy😂! Academos hosts Gen Z Career Circus (Journées persévérance scolaire)👏 ✨Agenda: 1. Mentor👨💻…