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Month: January 2026

Babylon Bee

Fellow Pop-Tarts Gather To Bow Down Before Preeminent Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts

FinnJanuary 17, 2026

    BROKEN BOW, OK — In a beautiful scene, fellow Pop-Tarts gathered on a kitchen table this morning to bow…

Babylon Bee

Trump Challenges Danish Prime Minister To Ping Pong Match, Winner Gets Greenland

FinnJanuary 17, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has officially challenged Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen to a ping pong match, winner…

NASA and SpaceX Launch Mission to Search for Funding
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NASA and SpaceX Launch Mission to Search for Funding

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

🚀 Buckle up your couch potatoes! NASA’s next free ride to the ISS drops Feb. 15, 2026. 🚀 NASA is…

Webinaire gratuit ! Le LEAN va sauver l’éducation… et vos économies
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Webinaire gratuit ! Le LEAN va sauver l’éducation… et vos économies

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Lean on Me at Cégep de Sainte-Foy 🇫🇷: Bernard Gagnon and Nathalie Larose dive into the “Shingo Model” on December…

Live

French Deeptech Founders Discover Customers Aren’t Just Angel Investors Paying for Vibes

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

🔥 Seed O’Clock: L’art de financer votre idee avant le premier café ☕️ Le 15 janvier 2026, on vous invite…

“Late-Night Money Grab Disguised as a House Party: Atlanta Edition”
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“Late-Night Money Grab Disguised as a House Party: Atlanta Edition”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

ATLANTA – Every Friday, 10PM–3AM — 🚨 Sound the alarm: The Atlanta House Party – 106 & park edition has…

Conversatorio: Cómo se produce un cortometraje en la nube y cómo iniciar tu sueño (sin dinero ni equipo)
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Conversatorio: Cómo se produce un cortometraje en la nube y cómo iniciar tu sueño (sin dinero ni equipo)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Mark your calendars: Event scheduled for January 13, 2026, at 5:47 PM. 🚀 Location: The great digital void (Zoom). 🌌…

Live

AI e B2B: Come i Bot Finalmente Trovano Clienti Mentre Tu Sorseggi il Caffè

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

🚨 AI NON TI RUBERA’ IL LAVORO, MA TI FARà VENDERE MEGLIO (O ALMENO LO PROMETTE). 🚨 14 GENNAIO 2025,…

Metafora Concettuale: L’Arte Ti Sta Rovinando la Vita Enessima Volta
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Metafora Concettuale: L’Arte Ti Sta Rovinando la Vita Enessima Volta

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

💥 La metafora che spacca: webinar linguistico per prof sfigati! 💥 Date? Quando. **19 dicembre 2025** alle ore **16:15**. Dove?…

Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)
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Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Лидер украинской группы «Воплі Відоплясова» Олег Скрипка с концертом в Шарлотт, Северная Каролина, в рамках своего нового тура по США/Oleg…

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