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Month: January 2026

De plek van gamification in je opleidingsplan is net zo belangrijk als een extra knop op een draagbare ventilator
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De plek van gamification in je opleidingsplan is net zo belangrijk als een extra knop op een draagbare ventilator

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

INFOSESSIE: We stelen 1 uur van je leven om 1 oplossing te verkopen die je niet wist dat je nodig…

Hoe maak je je saaie theorielesjes niet nóg saaier dan ze al zijn?
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Hoe maak je je saaie theorielesjes niet nóg saaier dan ze al zijn?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BELANGRIJK: We geven een ‘gratis’ workshop via MS Teams, dus neem je laptop mee naar de wc als je…

Migraine: Your Brain’s Way of Saying ‘I Quit’
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Migraine: Your Brain’s Way of Saying ‘I Quit’

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: One in Four Canadians Suffer From Migraine—Not Just Your Aunt Karen Whining About Wine 🍷😱 📅 Thursday, March…

Aster Aweke and Ephrem Amare Live Concert: When Legends Decide to Break the Internet One Note at a Time
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Aster Aweke and Ephrem Amare Live Concert: When Legends Decide to Break the Internet One Note at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Two legends will scream into microphones in DC this weekend—your eardrums have been warned!🚨 🗓️ Saturday, February 22, 2025…

Perspectives économiques 2026 pour consultants TI : comment facturer 1000€/jour pour parler de croissance
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Perspectives économiques 2026 pour consultants TI : comment facturer 1000€/jour pour parler de croissance

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 URGENT : Évitez de mourir idiot en 2026 ! Inscrivez-vous au webinaire où des gourous en chemise Oxford vont…

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Webinaire Financements Européens pour booster votre développement

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 Attention, start-upers : le 21 janvier à 9h, on vous promet des sous européens… ou au moins du café…

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S’ancrer dans la preuve et dans la connaissance : quels facteurs et leviers

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

Ordre du jour prévisionnel [1] 🤓 Webinaire « S’ancrer dans la preuve et dans la connaissance : quels facteurs et…

Sip, Swirl, and Sway: Jazz, Wine, and Your Inner Snob Unite
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Sip, Swirl, and Sway: Jazz, Wine, and Your Inner Snob Unite

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Local Jazz Band Discovers Wine, Immediately Declares Themselves Experts🚨 Join us at 402 N Howard Street for a “sophisticated”…

How to Find a Mentor Without Getting Ghosted
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How to Find a Mentor Without Getting Ghosted

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

Attention Small Business Owners: Learn How to be a Protégé 🤫 Join the DASNY Mentor-Protégé Program info session—an initiative so…

Your 2026 Investment Playbook: Because Losing Money Has Never Been More Fun
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Your 2026 Investment Playbook: Because Losing Money Has Never Been More Fun

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Kevin Gordon will explain why your portfolio is sad while Richard Flynn pretends UK investors care about US…

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