π Motor City Pride, because one day of pride isn’t enough, let’s party for two! π πΊοΈ Get tickets for express entry into the festival in downtown Detroit.
ποΈ June 7th, 2025: 1:00 PM – 9:00 PM π°οΈ
ποΈ June 8th, 2025: Parade at Noon π°οΈ, Festival: 12:30 PM – 7:00 PM π

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heβs always the MVP. ππ€
