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Day: June 19, 2026

Babylon Bee

So-Called ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ Not Even In Top Five

FinnJune 19, 2026

    CLAREMONT, NH — Local man Roger Taft, despite owning several mugs declaring him to be the world’s greatest dad,…

Babylon Bee

‘Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,’ Cackles Obama

FinnJune 19, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — Seated upon his spinning throne chair, a cackling former President Barack Obama invited guests to witness…

Lea Michele Shows Off Ability To Make Co-Star Cry On Command
The Onion

Lea Michele Shows Off Ability To Make Co-Star Cry On Command

FinnJune 19, 2026

       NEW YORK—Telling everyone to count down as she turned to her colleague, actress Lea Michele reportedly showed off her…

Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, another bunch of whiny liberals complaining about how our great President Donald…

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious…

EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14
College Football: The Religion of the Gridiron 🏈
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EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

In most states, College Football is not just a sport, it’s a full-blown religion 🙏. When the churches open on…

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