ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social with controversial claims
We have just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it appears that the Trump Administration has achieved a…
Day: June 26, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares latest thoughts on Truth Social
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Commander of Caps Lock, aka…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Americans are feeling a little more optimistic about the economy,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump claims approval rating at 65 percent and rising
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
A Sneak Peek At Taylor Swift’s Wedding
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly tying the knot this summer. The Onion shares everything we know about…
Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…
AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…
ORACLE ALERT: Donald Trump praises Roger Marshall as great Republican Senator
In a shocking move that has left the nation reeling, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as America’s Emotional Support President,…
You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…