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Day: June 27, 2026

Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has announced that he’s nominating Lance Schroyer, a…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on June 27 2026
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on June 27 2026

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

We’ve reached a critical juncture in the ongoing saga of THE ORANGE ORACLE, as Donald Trump, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 27, 2026 events
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 27, 2026 events

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, the message is clear: GENERAL RULES are in effect. In…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike Mazzei Gets Total Endorsement for Oklahoma Governor
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike Mazzei Gets Total Endorsement for Oklahoma Governor

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Oklahoma must listen. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Nominates Lance Schroyer as Next ICE Director
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Nominates Lance Schroyer as Next ICE Director

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of America’s borders has been sealed. In a recent Truth Social post,…

SPECIAL REPORT THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 27 2026 post
The Orange Oracle

SPECIAL REPORT THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 27 2026 post

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO…

Babylon Bee

Gavin Newsom Fires Up ChatGPT To Find Out What His Political Positions Should Be This Week

FinnJune 27, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom opened up his laptop and fired up ChatGPT this morning to find out…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on June 27 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on June 27 2026

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA…

You won’t believe what just happened in Nancy Guthrie case
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what just happened in Nancy Guthrie case

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case, and I have…

Democrat Infighting Gets Real Over Socialism
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat Infighting Gets Real Over Socialism

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debate on the Democratic Socialist movement, and I have to…

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