Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…
Month: June 2026
The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🚨💥 Commodore and Jolla have teamed up to bring you the…
TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
Scholars Discover Lost Plague Of Cyclists Blocking Pharaoh’s Morning Commute
   RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to…
MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+
   U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league’s values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially…
Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal With England And Now They Have The Colonies Back
   U.S. — According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the…
Man Attributes Classical Music Knowledge To Watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons
   MADISON, WI — Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about…
Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again
The latest trailer for Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival has dropped, and it’s a total bloodbath 🩸💉! The release date has…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…