What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the news, and I have to say, it’s going to be a wild…
Month: June 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE sees highest poll numbers ever on November 5th
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: THE FLORIDA MESSIAH is boasting the Highest Poll Numbers Ever,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of Great American State Fair success
In a transmission from the ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump has proclaimed that the Great American State Fair, allegedly held at…
Holy Cow South Korea Drops 576 Billion on AI Chips
Folks, it seems like South Korea is getting serious about the chip game, with President Lee Jae Myung announcing a…
Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments between the US and Iran, and it seems like…
Venezuela earthquake rescue efforts get super emotional
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating earthquakes in Venezuela, and I have to say,…
Oh great, another US-Iran truce on shaky ground already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An apparent agreement between the US and Iran to pause the…
Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about John Yoo, a conservative lawyer who’s about to join a Justice Department investigation,…
Wow Congress Gets It Together For Once On Housing Thing
Folks, it looks like Congress has actually managed to pass a bipartisan bill, and I’m not sure what’s more surprising,…
US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…