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Month: June 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE warns desecrators of Great Monuments Statues Fountains
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE warns desecrators of Great Monuments Statues Fountains

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: desecrate our Great Monuments, Statues, or Fountains at your own…

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Joe Allen, a guy who used to set up concert lighting and sound…

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Democrat Claims Black Voters Not Monolith Wait What
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat Claims Black Voters Not Monolith Wait What

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, I stumbled upon an interview with Senator Warnock where he shared…

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Ohio Governor Mike DeWine’s recent comments on CNN, and I have to…

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

So, I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN this morning, and I came across an article about Jake Tapper…

Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a helicopter crash in Saudi Arabia, where a chopper belonging to Saudi oil…

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…

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