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Month: June 2026

You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, folks, and it’s a doozy. Former House Speaker…

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It looks like the 2026 campaign is heating up, and health…

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…

Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days away from America’s 250th birthday, visitors to Philadelphia’s historic…

CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…

THE ORANGE ORACLE calls Magot Hagerman book mostly made up Fake News
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE calls Magot Hagerman book mostly made up Fake News

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE forecasts uncertainty on June 28 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE forecasts uncertainty on June 28 2026

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 28, 2026

The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, posted a new transmission on Truth…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts Iran deal boosts trucking industry
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE predicts Iran deal boosts trucking industry

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 28, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Revelation on Iran Deal Energy Boom In a move that has left experts scrambling…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE Solidifies Border Security Legacy With Supreme Court Wins
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE Solidifies Border Security Legacy With Supreme Court Wins

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the unwavering dedication of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE cheers as SCOTUS knocks down Hawaii gun rule
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE cheers as SCOTUS knocks down Hawaii gun rule

Milton TruthwellJune 27, 2026June 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the gun grabbers are on notice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

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