Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Month: June 2026
Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts record FIFA numbers as tribute to USA
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: the FIFA World Cup has broken all previous records, with…
THE ORANGE ORACLE says communism is greatest threat since World War II
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves throughout the nation, as President Donald Trump declared that communism…
THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of unparalleled National Security Facility progress
TRANSMISSION FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE: GREAT NATIONAL SECURITY FACILITY AND BALLROOM ON TRACK The Commander of Caps Lock, Donald Trump,…
THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 28 2026 with no new updates
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Pope Gently Tells Michelangelo He Really Wanted Ceiling To Be More Of A Neutral Gray
   VATICAN CITY — After four years of painstaking labor creating thousands of square feet of breathtaking frescoes, Michelangelo at…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Janeese Lewis George to destroy Washington DC with communist policies
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the gravity of the situation in Washington,…
You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE revamps Washington DC golf course and landmarks
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Washington D.C. will never be the same. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…