Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…
Month: June 2026
JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…
SGF 2026: CONTROL Resonant Preview – Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Remedys Latest Mindbending SinglePlayer Rollercoaster Of Confusion And Despair
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some wild ride? 🎢 I just got my hands on the demo for…
Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie
      WASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S.…
MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace
   NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats…
McDonald’s Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them
   CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald’s has announced the return of its true, original-recipe…
Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…
Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…
The Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
   Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its…