ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump breaks silence on June 26 2026 matters
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, who has…
Month: June 2026
You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione’s legal troubles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
NYC Rent Freeze Is Actually Happening Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is making waves, and I’m…
Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Big Deal For Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Luigi Mangione case, and I…
Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…
What’s America coming to now
Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…
Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…
You Won’t Believe Shapiro’s Beef With This Candidate
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is having a moment, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to make sense of it…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump nominates Chris Klomp as Deputy HHS Secretary
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK.…