ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump says communists are making their move finally
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth…
Month: June 2026
SPECIAL REPORT Donald Trump promises epic July 4th rally with massive military flyovers
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have been summoned. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO…
New ‘Communist Catan’ Expansion Set Just Makes Players All Wait Their Turn For Grain
U.S. — A new “Communist Catan” expansion pack for the popular board game will have players just sit and…
The Proud Metal Dad Moment
Parenting done right Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Amazon Executive Tells Luca Guadagnino He Didn’t Realize Film Would Be So Pro-Art
LOS ANGELES—Explaining why the company could no longer release Artificial as previously planned, Amazon MGM Studios head Mike Hopkins…
Caitlin Clark Returns To The Court In New Uniform
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark returned to the basketball court today sporting a slightly modified team uniform.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump warns House Republicans to unify and stop grandstanding
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and House Republicans are on notice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF…
France Records Hottest Day Ever
France recorded the hottest day ever in its history, with temperatures reaching a high of 44.3 degrees Celsius (or…
Weakling French Declare ‘Hottest Day Ever’ When It’s Only 40 Degrees
PARIS — The weakling French population dramatically declared that today was “the hottest in history” despite local forecasts showing…
Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida
WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday…