Fake news claims Trump lied about war promises again supposedly
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of liberal snowflakes whining about the state of our great nation under…
Month: June 2026
Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved
WASHINGTON—Admitting that his prior beliefs regarding conflagrations had been formed out of ignorance, longtime U.S. Forest Service icon Smokey…
Another Thrilling Opportunity to Network with Boring People and Collect Useless Business Cards in Walnut Creek
🚨 Job fair alert! 🚨 🎉 Meet recruiters and HR managers from fancy companies 🤝. 9:30 AM-1:00 PM 🕰️. Dress…
Long Beach Desperately Seeking People Willing to Work There
Join the Recruitment Party! 🎉 Dress to impress, connect with HR Teams 🤝 and apply to full/part-time jobs 📝. 100%…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
🎉👻 Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…
DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972
The epic news we’ve all been waiting for: DEEP PURPLE is back with a new single, “Diablo”, and it’s a…
Las Vegas Desperate to Hire Anyone with a Pulse Come Work in the City That Never Sleeps Because We Cant Find Anyone Else Willing to Put Up with Our Chaos
Join us for a great day of recruiting! 🎉 Dress to impress, connect live with HR Teams 📝 The Hiring…
Get Ready to Waste Your Sunday Listening to Drake on Repeat at Some Overhyped Party in SF
🎉🔥 GET READY FOR A RNB SUNDAY DAY PARTY! 🎉🔥 Sunday June 7th @ The End Up SF Patio! 📍👍…
When the Martians unleashed Chris Barnes on Earth
Six Feet Under has landed! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
BREAKING Prince Day Houston X Because Who Needs a Last Name Anyway
🎉😂 It’s that time of year… 🙄 June! 🤣 💜 #PurpleLoveAmour Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…