ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump endorses Anthony Constantino for New Yorks 21st District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of New York’s 21st Congressional District hangs in the balance. In a…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump endorses John James for Michigan governorship
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Michigan are about to receive a blessing from the heavens. In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Endorses Captain Mike Bouchard for Michigan Congress
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Michigan’s 10th Congressional District are the beneficiaries of his divine wisdom.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump endorses Amir Hassan for Michigan’s 8th district seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Michigan’s 8th Congressional District have been chosen to receive a special…
Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup
The post Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup appeared first on The Onion. The post Bill Gates…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Congressman Andy Harris for re-election
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Maryland’s 1st Congressional District are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION, the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Tom Sell for Texas 19th Congressional District
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent Transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet, Donald…
Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns
LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world’s foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Jerry Carl for Alabama’s 1st Congressional District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the good people of Alabama’s 1st Congressional District are about to receive a healthy…
Donald Trump endorses Rhett Marques for Alabama’s 2nd Congressional District seat
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Alabama’s 2nd Congressional District are about to receive a blessing from…