ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump promises Iran will allow Major Weapons Inspections
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Month: June 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump vows to punish vandals of Reflecting Pool
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine
MASON, MI — Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to “Free Palestine” as he launched his campaign for the District…
Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…
OZZY OSBOURNE’s Super Gross Throne That He Probably Peed On A Few Times To Be Glorified At Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery Like It’s A Real Historical Artifact Or Something
The throne, which was last seen at the “Back To The Beginning” concert, will be on display from Wednesday, July…
Oh Joy Another Pokémon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Mike Kennedy for Utahs 4th Congressional District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Utah’s 4th Congressional District have been given a clear directive: vote…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump Endorses Celeste Maloy For Utah Congressional Seat
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and America is once again bathed in the golden light of greatness. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Blake Moore for Utahs 2nd district
The MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has spoken, and the people of Utah’s 2nd Congressional District are rejoicing. In a recent Transmission from…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Cody Simpson for South Carolina commissioner
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Carolina are trembling with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…